Some people can just cycle without using their hands. Like, "Look maa, no hands!" It makes me very jealous, and I keep trying to do the same myself and cycle without the help of the handlebars. People who can do without the handlebars somehow can cycle even faster and maneuver even more nimbly than you can, while gripping tightly on to your bike, steering carefully as you go.

Unfortunately, some people are just better at cycling, and letting go of my handlebars just gets me a face full of grit, and maybe a broken bone or two.

Agh stupid people like me belong in the trash. I just want to run run run run.