I lied. I think so far hols have been quite a letdown. Mmm. Maybe this is what happens when you have high expectations for something. Ring any bells? No? ME NEITHER! HAHAHA.

ANYWAYYYYY, I just completed "SPLINTER CELL: PANDORA TOMORROW" on my Xbox, completed "BATTLEZONEII: COMBAT COMMANDER" on my PC, played DotA the whole morning and finally got praised by random dudes online and earned myself some "street cred" lol.

So now, I have nothing to do. Ooh! Badminton with 4J guys a couple of days back was fun. It's been long since I put my racket + back muscles + abs to good use. Yup they still hurt (except the racket, or DOES IT!). Yeah then right after that I went to get a FRICKIN JAB UP THE ASS!!1!1111!!!!! THE NEEDLE WAS LIKE. HUGE! OMG. I COULD FEEL IT GO UP TO MY NECK DUDE! WHOAAAA!

Nah it was a small needle that went in my shoulder. Now I'm immune to typhoid. For three years. What was the typhoid jab for? I'm going to mars. They recently found that bacteria could survive in mars, but in one of their experiments they accidentally let lose hundreds of bacteria on mars that multiplied to become quadrillions and "asdiofj aw;eifjaew fawfew wa"illions of mutated bacteria that can bite your head off and give you typhoid. Yum. I got employed as a kinda ASTROjanitor to clean up the mess over at mars. See you in January! NEXT JANUARY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Right. I just got a job that requires me to get a typhoid jab. But it wouldn't be interesting if I just said that, would it? Of course not. Holidays are boring.

See? All the fabricated stories are so much more interesting than if I had just typed:

I had a jab. It hurt. I needed the jab because it was a job requirement.

I want a PS3. I think I'll get one as soon as I get my salary at the end of next month! Yumyum. Alternatively (nice word), maybe I should get a DSLR. Because I have 700 dollars in my drawer under my bed in my pocket in my car now. 700 + 900 = 700900! OMG I can buy like 10 DSLRs and still have enough to buy myself another car! OMG HAHAHA YAY!

Oh yeah if anyone wants do anything fun go ahead and do it! If anyone wants to do anything fun with me, you should call me and plan it before this coming Wednesday. BECAUSE WEDNESDAY ONWARDS I'M NASA'S SLAVE!

I should dedicate one post to pen down what I learnt this year. Although I doubt I'd remember hahaha.