MY MOM IS A FOB Fob stands for "Fresh Off the Boat". Actually, it's supposed to be meant for offspring of people who were from china that immigrated to other countries where the culture is completely different.

My mom reminds me of this person's mom:

PARENTS NEED HOOKED ON PHONICS TOO
April 9, 2009
my mom (on the phone w/ my dad): how come i cant find u on SKY-PEE?
me: Skype.
my mom: how come i cant find u on SKY-PEE?
me: he wont understand u. its Skype.
my dad: SKY-PEE. u mean Skip.