(eat fresh)

One week holiday was a lie. Okay no, I was misinformed by a misinformed friend. Fine stupid MOE. JUST EXTEND THE HOLS ALREADY!

OH and on my way home from maths tuition I saw this strange cloud formation...

It was strange. There was this aura thing around it. I think it's water droplets. There was kind of a rainbow before I took the picture but I got a clear view too late. Maybe it's holy fart. If there's holy shit I don't see why there can't be holy flatulence. HAHA, "HOLY FLATULENCE!"

Wlao I want school to close for one more week please. I need to finish my homework, you see. I've been studying all this while I didn't do my homework. AHHhhh I'm supremely bothered by AEP too.

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Another RT production. I don't know what to say except...

I WANT A FRICKING DSLR THAT CAN TAKE VIDEOS!

Something my mom said made me feel weird. How would you answer, "What was most memorable for you when you were still a little tot?" Honestly, I don't remember much really. I remember so little that I can count how many things I remember with my fingers.Stupid. I think maybe it's because I use the microwave too often.

That, my friends, is his bad side. Photo taken by Benjamin. Don't provoke Ziyad. He'll eat you up (like a bag of munchies).

OMGOMGOHMeow.

WAAhahaha starburst.

Which somehow I don't know why reminds me of this joke I made of myself this morning. I was sitting at the dinner table for lunch (HAHA dinner table. Lunch!), and I felt this humongaginous thing up my nose that I could feel was a piece of rice that went down (or up) the wrong pipe. I put my hand over my nose and the other hand under it and started snorting really loudly and then saying, "Agh I think there's a piece of rice up my nose." Then my younger sister who was at the other side of the table looked at me in disgust. Then the huge thing came out and I said, "Oh, it's not a piece of rice."

Woo yesterday, the day before, the day before yesterday, generally the week so far I guess, has been totally completely packed with butt and thigh cramping, balls pulverizing, shutter slamming, eye scorching, feet smelling, palm sweating, pants peeing, last train catching, profanity spewing freakin' action. Woo hoo.

Or was it last week? Not sure. I seem to lose track of time whenever the holidays arrive.

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I had to go for tuition this week and I took a route that passed through Orchard Road, so on my way back I got lost took my time around Orchard to take a couple of photos. Ion looks like another artsy building, reminds me of the Esplanade, in that in most angles that I tried to photograph the not-yet-complete building resulted in decent compositions.

ION. I entitled the picture on Flickr: ION top of Orchard MRT.

Because I remember where Orchard MRT is that way. And I probably only into Orchard MRT using one entrance. And when I get out of the station using another exit, I usually end up being very confused and lost. I don't know why they name exits "A" or "B" or any other letter. Doesn't really help me much.

I don't know why my Dad still put these up, we aren't even going to church or anything anymore.

It's like, if you believe it's there, it's there. Like ghosts. Except these are the good ghosts. Like Guardian naked-baby angels. Okay well actually I took these to accompany the first picture to make it look like I have been real busy taking pictures.

I should be doing my homework.

Loool. On Wednesday Quinn took me all round the City to get nice photos. So in the end, I was real busy with my cambera! I still remember that day the phrase most said was, "Ahaha. No lah lets walk. See the it's getting bigger already." Because Quinn would ask to take public transport. And I would reply as I did. So we ended up walking for about I don't know, 4 - 8 km?

Pretty neat sunrise huh... Quinn woke up at five, reached the destination at 6 and waited for another hour for a shot similar to this.

Yeah it was fun.

Later we went to Kallang stadium and found it to be closed to outsiders without passes. So we went and explored a little around the stadium and found a big entrance into the stadium. We almost got in when a security guard came along on a bike holding a very menacing stun baton in one hand ready to zap the shit out of us. When he left Quinn told me that even if he hit us with the stun baton nothing would happen. We're already spasming with exhaustion to begin with. Okay not so funny when I say it. You know there's that in-situ funniness of things.

And then there was this lady who laughed at quinn's name. LOL. I mean Quinn is a very unique name. Stupid lady.

Oh and yesterday's band performance? I don't think we're ever going back to VCH. They don't allow photographers to move around to take pictures! I mean, it's understandable that they don't allow flash photography, but WTH photographers can't move around?! And they made the school freakin' pay (thankfully not me) 150 freakin' dollars to allow photography in the hall! It's not their event, what gives them the right to tell us whether or not photographers can move around to take photos! It's almost a private event lah! The whole time before the intermission I was hiding the photographers' booth playing with my handphone. Stupid VCH. No more VCH please. It's got nothing to do with Victoria School even though it has "Victoria" in it. Morons.

I wonder which other theater allows photographers to move around.

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> Date: Sat, 6 Jun 2009 23:08:53 +0800
> From: nat@vs.moe.edu.sg
> To: infernoz_quinn@hotmail.com
> CC: ben.khor@vs.moe.edu.sg
> Subject: [Fwd: Photo/Video Request Form]
>
> Quinn,
>
> Please see below. Can you help take together with either Damien or Azmi
> or both? I do not have any more cameras with me coz I have lent them all
> out. Please go for this event or at least get 2 others to go. I am out
> of he country so please help.
>
> Mr Tan
>
> PS> Mr Khor, please help me follow up on this. Liaise with Quinn if
> there is any problems. Thanks.
>
>
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Photo/Video Request Form
> Date: Sat, 6 Jun 2009 13:01:27 +0800 (SGT)
> From: apache@web2.vs.moe.edu.sg (Apache)
> To: nat@vs.moe.edu.sg, zabid@vs.moe.edu.sg
>
>
>
> New job booking for Photo/Video:
>
> Name of Staff: Anuar Ikhwan
>
> Dept/CCA/Comm: CCA
>
> Dept/CCA/Comm info: Band
>
> Name of Event: Musical World XXIII
>
> Date of Event: June 12
>
> Event Location/s: Victoria Concert Hall
>
> Event Duration: 8 hours OMG 8HOURS AHHH 8 HOURS FREKKIN' LONG.
>
> Event Description: Public Concert
>
> Important Notes:
> Rehearsal and actual concert
>
> Service Required: Photography
>
> No. of Cameras Required:: 1
>
> Reporting Time: 2pm
>
> Reporting Location: Victoria Concert Hall
>
> Refreshments Provided: Yes
>
> Type of Refreshment: Dinner

ACTUALLY. I'm supposed to only be there for 4 hours, because me and Quinn agreed we'd be taking four hours for each shift. I took the just after noon shift because I didn't know about the FREE DINNER that'll be provided. And Quinn, KNOWING(I assume)that I hadn't read my mail TOOK THE NIGHT SLOT SO THAT HE COULD HAVE THE DINNER WITHOUT ME! I'm staying until 10 for the free food. Hey, it's free food.

Am I supposed to reveal all my teachers' email addresses? No one told me so I guess it doesn't really matter. Until someone tells me then it's fine. I'll remove it.

Do you know the best way to stifle a sneeze. When you're about to sneeze, normally you inhale a HUGE gasp of air. But it's time to be really really quiet like if you're in a library or something, you have to exhale, rather than inhale air. Then you'll go like. "Ceh!" Rather than "AHHH CHOO!"

MY MOM IS A FOB Fob stands for "Fresh Off the Boat". Actually, it's supposed to be meant for offspring of people who were from china that immigrated to other countries where the culture is completely different.

My mom reminds me of this person's mom:

PARENTS NEED HOOKED ON PHONICS TOO
April 9, 2009
my mom (on the phone w/ my dad): how come i cant find u on SKY-PEE?
me: Skype.
my mom: how come i cant find u on SKY-PEE?
me: he wont understand u. its Skype.
my dad: SKY-PEE. u mean Skip.

But I failed this week Hahaha. Neverminddddd. Did badlay for Prelims wooooo. Just made 5 spelling errors according to google chrome. And six if you count Google without a capital "G".

The teacher who marked my script saw my "O"s as "U"s and my "F"s as "T"s and my "A"s as "C"s, and a couple more I can't remember now.

Wooo yesterday I went to watch Monsters Versus Aliens with mah sistahs. Before that I had dinner with them at some new shopping center near Plaza Sing, at a restaurant called Aston's. It's nice and cheap. Sister says that there's one at amk too.

Mom and Dad are in Macau now. Two days without them means I have to go to school myself. My first two times going Victoria by myself. I practically have arise from my slumber in the dead of night (0550) to reach school early

enough to be just in time for class. I was late for the first time in my WHOLE secondary school life without a proper reason the first day I tried to get to school myself. I do not believe that it's better to be late than never to arrive at all. (attendance: 101/103) But I got MC. Serious. Don't know why the monitor still mark me late.

CAMBERA! FOR THE HOLS! WOO. School's though. Who wants to come take photos with me?!
***NOTE: You only qualify to take pictures with the GREAT Damien if you bring your own DSLR along. Borrowed, stolen, or bought.
***ALSO NOTE: I barely ever mean anything on this blog. Do not take any of this to offense. No personal attack was meant. If you felt attacked that is. My ego on this blog is also "Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys".

Yesterday morning when I was going to school while I was crossing the zebra crossing I thought the vehicle was going to stop for me to pass so I waved as a gesture of "Thanks, guy." but instead he didn't stop and didn't turn into the zebra crossing lane at all and continued on forwards. Walking behind me was some auntie who saw me and from the corner of my eye I saw sniggering. Or maybe it was just me.

Oh and I realized that this holiday started the same way last long holiday started. ALL my games and shit just kinda "Re"plagued my desktop. And my PSP. GUNDAM FTWITCHES! Sword impulse is by far the best melee Mobile Suit. But it's terrible against longer range Mobile suits like Buster. Mm.

Time for the TOTALLY UNRELATED PICTURE

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